It’s really important to me that April loves camping, so I went ahead and set up the ultimate campsite love nest. Complete with beautiful starlight. We’ve got champagne. Also rose petals. As you can see, they smell terrific.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
can we please talk about the home depot smell
Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years.
Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.
inspired by this meta (x)